Maximum Overdrive Trucker Radio: Wet dreams at double nickel

So there you are hauling down the big black ribbon, and you see these super hot legs in a suv. Of course your looking from the upper level of a view few 4wheelers can see. So you think dang that’s hot. When you notice there’s one big bad guy most often with a name of Bubba with no neck driving, but dang she looked good.

You can nearly smell the purrfumed nyloned toes, you can smell the fragrance of her neck, and yet protocol, and proper decorum, says YOU need to be a gentleman or at least suppress the sheer desire, and ignore the fact your britches are on fire.

At 55mph, or at 55 years old the equipment might need a bit more work to get it cranked up, but once its going, and you get a little, even Fiffy looks good to a mate starved high octane kynyne of the interstate. Or at least this one. However as hungry as I am, I’m as picky as can be.

I had this gal at the OutLaw Saloon here in Ogden ask me last night just what it takes to get this old long haul dog to get frisky. It’s the same thing I tell everyone, and its accurate. nOW THIS MAY SOUND LIKE SOME OLD wOLF A BARKING, BUT UNDERSTAND, I’M GETTING TO A POINT.

Old Wolvez like myself have a difficult time in finding companionship of the female gender. First ages of the available prey is a quandry to say the least. The ones who do look good, seem to be legal tender are not legal or just barely legal. The older ones are to set in their ways so a connection there is out of the question. Oh sure there are the online matchmaker services, but too often you have to pay a bunch of money, just to really get something going and then it’s a big question if you can even get a personal phone call. Example, an outfit called Piece of Fish, that claims to be free , isn’t. In fact none of them are and being one to shy away from uneducated or unknown predictable risks, I will not pay some outfit just to taste some sugar.

Of course you friends will say there’s plenty to pick from, at bars, really, I want someone who looks at me for me, not just a drunk night of sex, although here lately I’d nearly settle for that. Then there are those that say, well there’s church. Really? Seen what’s available at Church? No matter the denomination, its either way too young or way to old.

So where does a good old highway hookin, gear splitting road Dog like me find romance, not just sex?

I have always been a fan in more ways than one, of the idea, of brothels like they have in Nevada, being legalized in all states. Why not? Granted you have to pay for it, but at least you get what you need, and if you want fantasy, you can send that gal gifts and treat her like your special gal. For those purists out there that think marriage or just dating is free, think, if you pay for a night out, dinner, movie, drinks etc, your paying for it and nearly what you pay at a brothel.

We’re going to explore this a bit on Maximum Overdrive overnight.

More l8r, good numbers we’re 10-10 on the side.