Maximum Overdrive Trucker Radio: It’s only junk if its someone else’s

Its only junk if its someone else’s, if its yours its gold or darn near to it. It’s also like the toew thing I dig, it only smells pee-ewe if its somebody else’s old lady. If it’s the one your with her tootsies smell like lilacs. Or at least serious purrfume. The other night the bunch of were sitting in the garage talking and drinking. Lassie all in her tight duds and boots, I though hot, until she pulled off her boots, whew, them there foots pew. If it had been the gal I would have been a courtin shute I’d have had those dainty nibblets in my mouth a sucking on em like a bull calf at dawn on the hind teat of an old dairy cow. On that subject , its not some big gig or thrill of mine to dine on toes, nyloned or not. And whew those ones with hammer toes and bunions, that are full of puss, yuck. It’s an old thing that dates just slightly before but was amplified with and because of sweet Daisy Duke and her hosed limbs.> In just about if not all video of our treasured Duke clan, Daisy always wore nylons>although few can tell if or if not some gal is wearing nylons. Even if covered by say Wrangler Jeans. Wranglers had a tell tale sign. If a gal wore nylons under their Wrangler jeans, there would be a slight gray streak up the middle of the back of her jeans, ah thank you Wrangler Jeans Company.